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Sunday, September 17, 2023

September 17, 2023

Help! How Do I Tell My Husband He Is Not The Father Of Our First Son (fiction)

I know you would all blame me but i was too emotionally weak to resist Geoffrey. And now, I am faced with the seem impossible task to confess to Donald he's not the biological father of Einstein.

Woman worried and in need of advice

It all started six years ago with Geoffrey, everybody assumed we were match-made from heaven. Geoffrey was all I wanted and needed in a man, Tall, Dark and Handsome. 

One year into our relationship, it was as if the world revolved around us. Love! And on the Ninth month into our courtship, Alas! He proposed and my dream seemed coming into reality.

All plans for the wedding were on course, little did I know my world would soon be shattered. Days before our wedding and we were advised based on medical grounds to check our compatibility.

I could not believe it, Geoffrey was a dominant Sickle Cell carrier (SS), and i AS (Genotype). The union was kicked against, Oh! It was either Geoffrey for me or no one.

Despite pleas from us to risk it and continue the marriage, it only fell on deaf pleas on our parents. The odds were against us and we mutually agreed to go our separate ways.

Geoffrey demanded a 'parting gift' from me and the rest they say is history. Don't blame me! I just couldn't resist him and gave him a hot farewell s*x. 

Time flies they say, fast forward 8 to 10 months later I met Donald and we wasted no time and got married. This time the odds were well favoured for us.

Four years into our marriage now and we have two beautiful kids, Einsten our first son and Priscilla, his kid sister.

It all started with the striking resemblance of Einstein with Geoffrey, it was so obvious that I had to secretly go for a DNA test and alas my doubt was proven. Geoffrey was the biological father of Einstein.

Only known to me and eating me up, I am in dilemma. How do I tell Donald the true event? Einstein is two years old, how do I tell the true story to him in years to come?

Donald has been a good man in our years of marriage and I can't stand losing him as a result of my past mistake with Geoffrey. On the other end, my conscience is troubled knowing fully well Donald is not the father of Einstein but my ex, Geoffrey.

Help! What do I do? My marriage is at stake.

Tuesday, September 12, 2023

September 12, 2023

iPhone 15: Five Things You Should Know About Apple's Latest Release

With the latest Apple release of iPhone 15, some things you should know about the new model are the price and advanced specifications.

iPhone 15 release, Five things you should know

News of the unveiling of the latest iPhone product, iPhone 15, by Tech giant, Apple, made waves globally on Thursday, Sept 12.

According to Forbes, the model which will be unveiled at Apple's "wanderlust" event in California, U.S.A, is expected and anticipated to come in four variants: iPhone 15, iPhone 15 Plus, iPhone 15 Pro and iPhone 15 Pro Max.

Here, let's take a brief look at five things you should know about Apple's latest release, the iPhone 15:

1. The new model is expected to be sold at a higher price due to its Titanium cover. The rumoured price list, according to Forbes is seen below:

  • iPhone 15 ($799 and high)
  • iPhone 15 Plus ($899 and high)
  • iPhone 15 Pro ($1,099 and high), $100 price increase.
  • iPhone 15 Pro Max ($1,299 and high), $200 price increase.

 2. The new iPhone model will feature a USB-C charging port (same port featured on some  Android models)

3. The Pro model will carry an A17 bionic chip expected to make it faster.

4. The Pro Max model will double feature the optimal zoom on the iPhone 14, it comes with a newly introduced 'periscope lens upgrade performing 5-6x optical zoom'.

5. And lastly but not the least on the five things you should know about the new iPhone 15 model, is that it is made of titanium (this makes it less heavier).

We hope you enjoyed reading this. Thank you!

Thursday, September 7, 2023

September 07, 2023

You Will Never Become the President of Nigeria - Reno Omokri to Peter Obi

Reno Omokri 

Former media aide to ex-president Goodluck Jonathan, Reno Omokri, has vowed within his power that Peter Obi, the presidential candidate of the Labour Party, will never attain the presidency seat.

This was made known by Omokri on Wednesday, September 6, on his X page.

He stressed further that he was ready to spend all he has to make sure Peter Obi does not smell the seat.

"Peter Obi. I am waiting for you in 2027 and 2031. God sparing my life.

"Because of what your mannerless fascists horde did to my then one-year old daughter and the rest of my family. I have vowed that you will never smell the presidency. Never
", as culled partly from his statement.

Saturday, April 8, 2023

April 08, 2023

'Please don't fight Wizkid FC' _ Davido beg fans

Nigerian superstar, Davido, has implored his fans (30BG) not to beef the fans of his long time rival, Wizkid (Wizkid FC).

Over the years in the Nigerian music industry, both rivals; Davido's 30BG gang and Wizkid's FC have been regarded as the two most significant fanbase.

While their reign has been marred with attacks from their fanbase over the years, both artists however have come out recently to calm their supporters.

Davido in a recent interview in London, implored his fans to stop the long time beef with Wizkid FC, while stating how he had reached out to one of the top commanders of the 30BG not to start a fight with the Wizkid FC.

He noted he and Wizkid were cool and had recently had time together.

Below are some fans reaction;

April 08, 2023

Confusion as pastor absconds with congregants phones and money after crusade in Ibadan

Some residents in the ancient city of Ibadan, Nigeria have been thrown into what can be termed a 'state of confusion' after attending a crusade organized by a Gambian pastor with the name Owen Abraham.

The alleged clergyman was learnt to have disappeared with 52 phones, some money and other valuable items belonging to the worshippers.

Abraham was claimed to have been directed by God to host a crusade in Ibadan, Oyo state, in the Aponrin area of Agbowo neighborhood.

The suppose Man of God had allegedly tricked his victims into a 3-days fasting and prayer but was nowhere to be found on the final/3rd day after all efforts to reach him proved abortive.

Pastor Abraham had deceived the worshippers on the note that he was being instructed by the Holy Spirit to tell the congregation to drop their phones, money and other valuable items on the last day of the crusade.

Unfortunately, he absconded with the valuable items and nowhere to be found as at the time of this report.

A widow who was one of the victims, Mrs Grace Akintola, disclosed that the pastor had persuaded and convinced many widows to join the crusade while promising them each a bag of food, some cash and other gifts.

"the evangelist collected their phones so as to keep it away from them and focus on the prayers. Unknowingly, it was a trick to get our belongings. He said no phone should ring, that was why he collected all the phones. In fact, a lady stood up and wanted to take his photographs but he seized the phone from her. On the last day of the crusade, he said he wanted to go and rest at the hotel where he lodged. He later said he wanted to go and eat at UI; we don’t know how he escaped with our belongings. As a man of God, we respected him a lot, we didn’t know that he wanted to use the name of God to dupe us”, she said.

His image and poster have since been declared wanted in the affected community.

Saturday, November 5, 2022

November 05, 2022

"She's a patethic fool, why I disowned her and wished she spent 14yrs in prison"_ Kemi Olunloyo's son

Enitan, son of controversial investigative journalist, Kemi Olunloyo, has shockingly disclosed why he disowned his mother and hoped she had spent additional 14 years in prison.

According to Enitan, his mother had abandoned him years ago in the house without food, electricity and other needed amenities. He added she doesn't care for her family.

Enitan also stated why he did not celebrate the holiday thanksgiving like he used to because his mother treats him anyhow.

See post below;

Thursday, September 8, 2022

September 08, 2022

Barely 24 hours after taking in new wife, Ooni of Ife set to marry another bride

Barely 24 hours after taking in Mariam Anako, an Ebira from the Kogi state ethnic group as wife, the Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi, is reportedly concluding plans to take in another bride as a second wife.

The reknowned mornach who's also an oil and gas executive, had concluded marital rites on Mariam on Tuesday, September 6, at his palace in Ile-Ife, Osun state.

However, reports indicate that a team of chiefs from the palace on Wednesday, September 7, visited the family of another bride-to-be, Dr. Elizabeth Opeoluwa Akinmuda, in Magodo area of Lagos state.

Miss Akinmuda, is reported to be a Scotland-based Electronic Data Processor and a native of Ondo town.

This comes after the mornach had at different times parted ways with two wives, Olori Zainab and Olori Naomi who's also from Ondo state, respectively.